Friday, October 28, 2011

Big City Rules

  • walk fast or get trampled
  • don’t get scared of foot bridges over highways, and don’t look down
  • there’s always an alternate route to somewhere
  • bring extra fare money just in case you get lost
  • plan your trips
  • shove yourself in the crowd if you want the next train ride home
  • everything must be a race
  • bring a decent umbrella
  • always bring a water bottle
  • ask if you are lost
  • pretend you aren’t lost
  • get used to the heat
  • malls aren’t amusing if it wasn’t for the food

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