Big City Rules

• walk fast or get trampled
• don’t get scared of foot bridges over highways, and don’t look down
• there’s always an alternate route to somewhere
• bring extra fare money just in case you get lost
• plan your trips
• shove yourself in the crowd if you want the next train ride home
• everything must be a race
• bring a decent umbrella
• always bring a water bottle
• ask if you are lost
• pretend you aren’t lost
• get used to the heat
• malls aren’t amusing if it wasn’t for the food